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   / ( (     \    DO RE MI BEER, by Homer J. Simpson.
  |           |
  |     __  __)
  |    /  \/  \   DOUGH... the stuff... that buys me beer...
  /\/\(o   )o  )  RAY..... the guy that sells me beer...
 /c    \_ _/--/   ME...... the guy... who drinks the beer,
 |          (  )  FAR..... the distance to my beer
 \_   _-------'   SO...... I think I'll have a beer...
  |  /         \  LA...... La la la la la la beer
  | | '\_______)  TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer...
  |  \_____)      That will bring us back to...
  |_____ |        (Looks into an empty glass)
  |______/\/\
  /         \     D'OH!

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